My fellow Republicans......
In addition to the wall we are building along Mexico, shouldn't we have a second line of defense in addition to the Berlin wall look alike?
I envision adding Piranahs to the Rio Grande River!
Now before the liberals get all angry it is important to point out that piranahs don't kill! They slowly bite and eat flesh. They only bite 2" inside, and it gives its prey plenty of time to turn back to Mexico.
It's time for us REAL Republicans to stand up for our REAL values.
And we'll teach those Mexicans to think twice....before entering the "land of the free".
MY fellow Republicans......let's put some "bite" into our conservative policies, and show everyone who we are!
Do my fellow Republicans support my piranah plan?
2006-09-25 14:39:35 · 40 answers · asked by Villain 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
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2006-09-25 14:44:02 · update #1
i'm not a Democrat posing as a Republican
2006-09-25 14:51:42 · update #2
along with snaily gators ... go for it
2006-09-25 14:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by shut up dummy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I support your plan. But, can't we just torture those huddled masses yearning to be free across the Rio Grande, a little bit longer. Alberto Gonzalez won't mind. He hates Mexicans. Once you have made it, it is easy to turn your back on your own kind. I dig your to plan the moats. Hey, You are not one of those dreaded liberals are you? We have the camps already set up for the likes of you(Sean Hannity graciously gave his time to design the facilities.) All liberals with wear a yellow armband with an L inscribed. The right has had the upper hand on sleeze with Karl Rove(no military record, divorces, and he is gay) , but we have not attacked. Most large companies are republican. That is where the money flows.
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2006-09-25 14:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey some of us Democrats want in on the action too. How about some gators too. Cause the Rio Grande gets really shallow. Alligators and Crocs don't mind the shallow water as much.
Border security of all issues should be a non-partisan issue.
2006-09-25 14:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by KERMIT M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please...this is the sort of mumbling we get used to from the left side...a bunch of idiotic crap that never amounts to anything but controversy. I don't know how anybody can justify just allowing anybody into our country without any checks and balances...but I think if we add a bunch of people to our welfare lines it sure fits the Democrats agenda of big government.
2006-09-25 14:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by jbbrant1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shoot, let's let all the hunters that want to hunt deer instead next to the fence, with a license to kill. Gets the environmentalists off their backs and keeps another problem from getting out of control
2006-09-25 14:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, at first the piranah plan sounds good, but then, the illegals wouldn't head back, they'd head to the US where we could pay for their medical care....keep trying!!!
2006-09-25 14:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by ray of sunshine 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good to me.
I like a plan I've posted better though. For every one of them that sneaks accross, we send a useless American like Sean Penn or Britney Spears or any of the Baldwin Boys
2006-09-25 14:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but the fences should be made impermeable. . with a wall extending downward hundreds of feet into the ground so that no tunnel could be built, as well as all kinds of sensors and cameras of every kind and satellite photography every few minutes to look for attempted crossings
2006-09-25 14:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by Wayne A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great question but poopy assumption! I am Non REPUBLICAN thank GOD and I am for any means possible to protect the sovereignity of the United States. From the invasion AND the OTMS crossing our border.
YOUR Republican president wants to "stay the course" in Iraq, yet wants to surrender to this invasion. So in my mind you and your party's poop DOES indeed stink
GW? You let us down
2006-09-25 14:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by bconehead 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Put Ann Coulter there with a broom. She will shoo them all right across the Panama canal. All she has to do is smile, and any self-respecting male will run like hell! And some 'men' call her 'hot'?????
2006-09-25 14:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I will even buy a few myself, drive them all the way to Texas and drop them in. Great idea. Lets add radioactive dye to the water and light up the night sky too, that way we can really see them crossing over.
2006-09-25 14:42:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋