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2006-09-25 13:53:27 · 18 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

lol
i cant seem to type today!

2006-09-25 13:56:51 · update #1

18 answers

My cat slept in the sink. I turned it on.

2006-09-25 14:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 · 1 0

What goes up must come down. What goes around comes around. Ever heard of the butterfly effect?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

" a ball placed at the crest of a hill might roll into any of several valleys depending on slight differences in initial position. "

2006-09-25 20:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by hersheyshayer 3 · 0 0

When I asked Jesus to be my Savior, He came into my life and has been making a difference ever since. Everything changed, especially me. Before that, when I drank 48 bottles of beer, I got drunk and stupid. Hmmm...being with Jesus is much better than drunk & stupid. <*)))><

2006-09-25 20:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by Sandylynn 6 · 0 0

I asked for a pay raise last June & was denied. Now I work for their competition.

2006-09-25 20:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I dumped my girlfriend, and she threw me out of a 10 story building.

2006-09-25 20:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by Lux 2 · 0 0

I asked a question, I got told off.

2006-09-25 20:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by gettingmadtoday 5 · 0 0

when i was little i fell into the water pushing off a boat onto a dock
classic, sure, but true.

2006-09-25 20:54:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I pulled the trigger.
I got arrested.

...Kidding!

I clicked on a link.
It went there.

[I couldn't think of anything else...]

2006-09-25 20:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hooters took my favorite beer off tap...i took my business to the wing house

2006-09-25 20:55:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i leaned against a wall and didnt fall through

2006-09-25 20:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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