What if these people controlled the U.S Senate?

Question

What if Congress was controld by Lil Jon, the East Side Bois, Joan Rivers, Anna Nicole Smith, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Uwe Boll, George Lucas, Steven Spielburg,Arnold Schwarzeeneger,Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Martin Lawrence, Keanu Reeves, Gary Glitler, Mel Gibson, Samuel Jackson, Louie Anderson? What if Little Richard was the Senate House Majority Leader? What if Janet Jackson was the Senate Minority Leader?

Answer 1

I'd get a fresh batch of Ganja. This one is waaaaaaaaaaaay over the expiration date.

Answer 2

What's the point of this question? You've wasted as much time as a politician by so meticulously detailing such a waste of space of a question. Good thing you're not in Washington...

Answer 3

I doubt much less would get done...and we could all laugh in the end, unlike now, where there is no laughing at the incompetence sitting in Washington.

Answer 4

There would be high-velocity projectile facilitated combat in Washington D.C. (Oh wait, they already have plenty of that).....

Answer 5

Probably the first thing to go would be sales tax! They could buy more.

Answer 6

Word. This is the best question I have ever read on here.

Answer 7

it already is controlled by those people.......and more. each of those people is 'we the people' and each of those people has a say in how the government is operated. so do you............if you vote.

Answer 8

I would have to move to Brazil.

Answer 9

be like a fart in a whirlwind.

Answer 10

I would have to kill myself