Once upon a time?

Question

Will someone please read me a story??? Better yet, make one up using the following words. Doesn't matter how you use them, or if you add more words. Most creative wins!

Lime Jell-o
Smurfs
yardstick
Duck Billed Platypus
Forest
pencil
cat
laundry basket

Answer 1

Once upon a time there was a duck billed platypus that was constipated in a forest,it was a lonely duck billed platypus and decided to take a waddle through the forest.Waddling through the forest the duck encountered some smurfs.He said "Quack" "Quack" to the smurfs and continued on his travels.He came to a clearing and found a yardstick which he tried to put up his bottom to help the constipation,that didn't work,so he threw that away.On he waddled.He then reached a large house.everyone had went out for the day.the duck waddled through the cat flap.He said "quack" "QUACK" to the cat.His bottom was throbbing so he grabbed a pencil to put up his bottom.That didn't work either.He went to the laundry basket and had a sleep.When he woke up he spotted some Lime Jell-o and felt rather hungry,so he ate that.Suddenly GROWL his stomach made funny noises.He waddled back through the cat flap and sat outside and had a steaming jelly filled poop.The End.

Answer 2

Okay little duck billed Platypus', now settle down for a really good story. One day, the Smurfs were writing out their grocery list with an orange pencil. They were on vacation, at their summer retreat, deep in the forest. They needed lime Jell-o to make a salad for a party they were invited to, at Mrs. Cats house. They had so much stuff to buy, that Papa Smurf decided they'd better take the laundry basket to carry it all in. All the other Smurfs thought that was a great idea, but were worried that they wouldn't be able to carry the laundry basket all the way to the store and back. So Papa Smurf had a great idea. Why not find out how far it was to the store by measuring it with their yardstick? The other Smurfs didn't think that was such a good idea, as it would take too long to measure it. All of a sudden, they got a call from Mrs. Cat. She just had a litter of kittens, so had to call off the party. All the Smurfs cheered for Mrs. Cat and her new babies. THE END. <*)))><

Answer 3

I have no imagination so here we go :
Once upon a time there was a Smurf that liked eating lime jell-o more than it liked eating cats. One day the Smurf got lost in the Duck Billed Platypus Forest and couldn't find it's way out. Then a talking laundry basket appeared and gave a few yardsticks to the Smurf along with some pencils....the basket said that the Smurf should draw a long line with the pencils and then measure it. That was the only way to get out of the Forest. And so it happened. The end.
Please kill me now

Answer 4

The poor little duck billed platypus didn't know what to do. "Where am I?" she asked out loud. Then suddenly a bobcat appeared.
"Your in the forest." It replied.
"What's a forest? It's were smurfs live."
"What's a smurf? A small little blue creature with a white cap, shoes, and pants and where no shirts."
"Never heard of them."
"Well you're here and not in your home, okay?"
"Okay, but how am I going to get back?"
"Easy, take the laundry basket up to the yardstick and hop on the pencil there and it will take to the Lime Jell-O then eat all of it and make a wish and you'll be back at home."
"Alrighty, thanks!"
"No problem!"

I then woke up! "Whoa what a strange dream. What's a forest and what in the world is a smurf?"

THE END

Hope you liked it. ; )

Answer 5

Once upon a time the Smurfs were eating lime jello. While watching a duck billed platypus chase a cat. With a yardstick in it's mouth the cat ended up in a laundry basket! High in a evergreen tree in the forest! The duck billed platypus tried throwing a pencil at him to get him down with no luck and gave up!

Answer 6

the cat knocked down the laundry basket while eating lime jello.it ate a pencil and while it knocked down the laundry basket the yard stick hit its head. it saw a sign that said duck billed platypus
it ate the sign too.it ran to the forest and a random word popped in its head. the word was smurf.it died that very second.email [e-mail] to find out how it died

Answer 7

hmmm

The smurfs were in the forest eating lime jello. they were using yardsticks on pencils for teeter totters. they were using an old laundry basket for a shelter house. a cat chased a duck billed platypus passed them and never noticed them . oh what a happy day in smurf land.

Answer 8

when i was a cat i used to live on a forest but then a laundry basket with pencils appear!! i was like woow!! and then starts to rain lime jell-o... that was amazing!! and my friend duck billed platypus was like wooow! and then i appear in other forest with smurfs... i was "no way!!! woow!!" and then i die

Answer 9

I've got a better one! once upon a time... there was a guy on yahoo answers who asked everyone to tell him a story with words he wants you to use in the story, and at the end of the story he burned in HELL! ( to me that sounded llike a good story don't you think?) 8-x

Answer 10

I would gladly read you a story if you were here. Or would make one up using those words. Too tired to type it all.