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Original stuff please , Not any of that crap of in 7 days you'll die..

2006-09-25 12:42:06 · 16 answers · asked by ThunderSkirt 2 in Society & Culture Holidays Other - Holidays

for Scarring friends , you dumb ppl ! geez , Check Federal Law ????? What the hell is wrong with you !??

2006-09-25 12:51:43 · update #1

Did you all know of that Holiday is called Halloween ???? You prank your friends remember ? Geeks , tards ! No one is fun anymore....

2006-09-25 12:55:28 · update #2

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Tell them that your selling socks.

2006-09-25 14:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 · 1 0

Oh Oooh, Pick Me!

okay...so, start prank calling your friends...but start after 10:30 to 11. Just call them up, and stuff and talk about this time you went with one of your relatives to this place somewhere that had this weird *** tape playing some store and how your relative kind of took it home with him but theres nothing on it but this weird super freaking fast sucking sound, and how everytime the tape plays you get this weird feeling of cold air that gets stronger everytime you play it, and that you dont really know what to do and how you're really starting to get freaked out cuz it kinda reminds you of the Ring and stuff and you just need someone to talk to...beg the person to stay on the phone with you...and then in the middle of the phone convo, take a 5 second abrupt pause, scream in agony, 2 second pause, and hand the phone to the creepiest sounding person you know who you'll have simulate the fast sucking sound...and have him say the word "Block" in the creepiest voice and hang up the phone d amn quick...

Your friend will be soo weirded out it wont even be funny...he'll im weirded out...and I just made up the idea.

2006-09-26 04:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by Aan 3 · 0 0

Better check Federal laws first.

2006-09-25 12:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by beez 7 · 0 0

Hi, this is your mother in law.....
Hi mom, this is your long lost bastard child
Honey, this is your REAL mother...
Sorry honey, this is the IT girl and the rabbit died
I'm pregnant sweetie and you did it you old crow
This is Josie and I think you are the guy who molested me 50 years ago.
Hi dad. You screwed my mother in Japan during 'nam and I'm here to live with you.

Honey, I want a divorce. I'm in Nevada with the pool boy (this one happens to be real)

2006-09-25 15:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 0 0

That's called harrassment...even if you do it for fun. There is nothing written anywhere that making crank phone calls is part of Halloween.

2006-09-26 03:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by KathyS 7 · 0 0

I know where you work and I'm going tell your boss, your past history at former companies and what you did.

I know how to get you fired.

Is this the color of your car(say color of car, correct color)

Call and act like your in troulble, like someone is in the house and is trying to hurt you.

2006-09-25 12:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Raziel 3 · 0 1

Ok please don't do anything stupid like acting like you're being raped or getting shot or chased when you haven't that's mean and immature and illegal.

Say you've won a million dollars or you're moving away (to friends). Call up your guy friend and get him convinced that you like him and you have the hots for him and at the end say NOT!!!

2006-09-25 12:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel M 3 · 0 2

This one is generally pretty funny, Michael Jackson's a good one :)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml

2006-09-25 12:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by smugsy 1 · 0 0

For telephone solicitors?

Attorney General's office...

Otherwise, don't.

2006-09-25 12:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You could say this is nurse such & such and your ___________ has been brought into the emergency room, can you come give your consent to operate (or unplug them)?

2006-09-25 17:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by Karla R 5 · 0 0

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