2006-09-25 12:18:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Take two pieces of paper.
Place them between your lips.
Press your lips together. If the papers are unattached, you are not a stapler.
I can't, however, verify that you aren't an office chair until I come sit in your lap.
2006-09-25 12:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop right now and glance up at the stars in the sky, smell the scent of fall in the air and feel the wind blowing thru your hair. Inanimate objects cannot enjoy any of these pleasures.
2006-09-25 13:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by terrilee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump off of the roof. A stapler that is properly made should bounce and still work.
2006-09-25 12:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you move, breathe, and grow? If you can then your not an inanimate object. If you can't then how did you ask this question?
2006-09-25 12:22:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A stapler would be useful.
2006-09-25 12:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pinch your self... oh wait thats for dreams, hmm you could look back at your life and see if there was a time when you moved on your own, but wait if you asked this question wouldnt you be moving... unless you had those powers that allowed you to put your thoughts onto the computer, thats some freeky stuff man.... actually its not, so congratulations~!
2006-09-25 13:00:53 · answer #6 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can feel, move, or look in the mirror and do not see a stapler you are not a stapler.
2006-09-25 12:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by Psychia22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Cogito ergo sum" -- Latin for: "I am thinking, therefore I exist", or "I think, therefore I am."
If the above is true AND if it can be assumed that inanimate objects do not think -- then you are not a stapler.
2006-09-25 12:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can eat some rat poison. If it doesn't kill you, you are an inanimate object.
2006-09-25 12:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stab yourself with the pen on your desk if it hurts you are not a stapler
2006-09-25 12:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by bolandalbaby@verizon.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋