What shall I do?
2006-09-25 12:11:23 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Not one of you got the joke!
2006-09-26 12:21:02 · update #1
Stay on answers and ignore him!!!
2006-09-25 12:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey honey your damn lucky your husband keeps taking that broom handle to bed with him,as for my husband he take's the biggest and sharpest knife in the drawer to bed and has it in his hand while's he's a sleep know why? he still cannot find a way to stabb me in my sleep because i don't fall asleep.
your alright love it's only the broom handel he has in bed with you,not a knife.
think about it,you take the mop handel to bed don't start a handel fight in your sleep,look's like in his life before he was an indian.
2006-09-28 11:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the vacuum cleaner to bed with you and have it ready for action the next time he prods you with that "broom handle". It will give him an entirely new point of view!
2006-09-25 12:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Specsy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
break it up so he cant
sounds like theres sumat wrong with him hes either scared some1 will break in but then again a hammer wud do a better job than a broom handle or he has a thing for the broomstick lol
2006-09-25 23:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have not really told us what he is doing with the broom handle....and my mind is going all over the map! LOL Is he using it on you? Himself? Whatever he is doing with it....it is...well.....a little strange. Have you talked to him about his fetish with broom handles? Maybe he likes wood? Oh gezz I am going to stop now.....I just don't get this one. Sorry I couldn't be more help to you
good luck....I think you are going to need it.
2006-09-25 12:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by oldman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about a thin girlfrien? If so hit him with a broom handle...
If you mean that he is doing "unspeakable" things with a broom handle - does it matter? Each to his own.
2006-09-25 12:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As him or tell us what for he need it.
I don't think he want to make a some half natural broom........
or maybe that is his best friend from childhood?
2006-09-25 12:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Toto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what he does with that broom handle once he's in bed. If he's using it on you, you might suggest a more sophisticated device. If he's using it on himself, you might want to invest in a strap-on. If he's using it to fend you off, you might want to consider marriage counseling.
2006-09-25 12:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by lidlolady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be interesting to know what he wants the broom handle for, but if its to belt you with, then i would keep right right away from it, otherwise why not ask him whats its for.
2006-09-25 21:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by traveller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's impotent, but afraid to tell you, so he has the broom handle ready for you if you need it...
2006-09-25 12:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by engineer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on waht he does with it after he gets into bed. If he is using it for a substute for an organ of his you should run him off and get a good man. If he is using it for protection buy him a pisatol.
2006-09-25 12:15:44 · answer #11 · answered by roy40372 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋