finally i arived at the world famous "Albuquerque Holiday Inn" where the towels are oh so fluffy! well i checked into my room, and i turned down the AC, and i turned on the spectrovision, and Im just about to eat that little mint on my pillow that i love so very very much, when suddenly theres a knock on my door. I say "who is it?" no answer, "who is it?", no answer, "who is it!!?" theyre not sayin anything, so i open the door and its just as I expected, it was a big fat hermaphridite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril, "oh man i hate it when im right!" so he bursts into my room and he grabbed my lucky snorkel, and im like "hey, you cant have that, that snorkels been just like a snorkel to me!" and hes like "tough" and im like "give it" and hes like "make me" and Im like, "k", so i grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophogus, and i bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows, and he gave me a colonic irrigation!
dont you hate it when that happens????........
2006-09-25
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