Worst name to have?

Question

I loved the one that was on here a few weeks ago, I want more! Weird names guys. I never found out if it was really for real, but a DJ that used to be on Sydney radio (2MMM) in the 1980's, Doug Mulray, said he'd heard of a married couple who were buried in a cemetry called "Dick & Fanny Lipps". Another name that I forgot to mention in answering the other person's question was the UK Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik.
So, let's have some more weird ones. Come on guys!

Answer 1

Dwain Pipe

Answer 2

Gaylord Focker

John Doe

Norma Normal

Glen Fiddich

William Whiner III

Dick Little

Paula Pimples

etc

and a German guy I ve met in the past:
Benjamin Fic-ker
Benjamin= lat. the little/youngest (one);
Fic-ker (Ger) = Fucker (Engl)

Answer 3

I knew a lady named Candy Barr. Also twins with the last name Pig. First names Ima and Ura. How awful would that be!

Answer 4

Ima Furbee,Then she married a man named Hogg,so Ima Hogg.Also Oaky Plumly and Arley Smarr.

Answer 5

Dick Peterson
Alotta Fagina
and anyone with the last name of Massengill or Buttkiss

Answer 6

Wilcox Thaddeus VII

Answer 7

My brother went to school with a guy called Andrew Peter Enis
(A P Enis)
My best mates sisters maiden name was Tina Glew (not as good as Mr Enis, but still pretty good).

Answer 8

suitable call: Aliyah might Worst call: Skylar Ashley Jade the suitable and worst mixtures are the comparable because of the fact the suitable and worst names. For the lads, I choose Tobias Leonardo to Mack Loren.

Answer 9

I've found a Benjamin Dover Lowe (BenD over Low) and a Thank Thee Oh Lord in my genealogy.

Answer 10

Slartibartfast