2006-09-25 10:43:52 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I'd be like "OOOH SNAP! Oprah just threw a can of Chef Boyardee at me!"
Then I'd start thinking why the hell I said "OOOH SNAP!"
2006-09-25 10:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by PZ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would run away as fast as a could. The other store patrons would stare at me as if I was an idiot as I was doing this, but I dont fancy Oprah. Especially when she throws cans of Chef Boyardee at me.
2006-09-25 10:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd lie motionless on the floor until our lawyers reached an agreement.
Then I'd buy a pink Lambo with Hello Kitty graphics all over it.
2006-09-25 14:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her to sign it and sell it on Ebay.
"Allways keep to Hand the Five Fingers of Fraudulism"
The Fraudulent Gurus, from The Book of Abstracts.
2006-09-25 10:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by zero 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would throw a bottle of Paul Neuman salad dressing at her.
Then maybe invite her over for an Italian dinner.
2006-09-25 10:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by zilDaisy@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i doubt oprah goes to grocery stores. i'd throw a can back at the imposter!
2006-09-25 10:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by LadieVamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If anyone threw anything at me, they would be eating teeth. I'm no fan of oprah.
2006-09-25 10:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by MARIA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats ur deal w/ oprah. I hav seen 2 qs bout oprah from you! So stuff it piehole!
2006-09-25 10:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Secure store surveillance tapes and begin deciding on what color BMW I would be driving to take over Harpo productions.
2006-09-25 10:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by reevesfarm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fall out on the floor and start screaming in pain and file a billion dollar law suit against her and never work again for the rest of my life.
2006-09-25 10:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by calis_lil_chica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋