2006-09-25 10:41:01 · 22 answers · asked by bender 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
No idea
2006-09-25 10:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bill L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call him Brian and he would be my friend. We would spend hours gambolling through the forest looking at the bluebells (well, me looking and him smelling and possibly eating) and listening to the beautiful bird song. When the mood takes us we'd run through the Fields of corn with Rex his seeing eye squirrel, the wind kissing gently on our faces.
Maybe in the evenings we'd go to a quiet little bistro somewhere in Nottinghill, take a corner table and smoke cigars as we laugh the night away. There we would be truly accepted because to our friends Brian is not a deer with no eyes hes a deer, full and complete and one of us!
Brian is a lesson to all, accept the differences in people and deer and embrace everyone. And if he does stumble off a cliff through blindness you van always make venison and cranberry sausages.
2006-09-26 05:02:57 · answer #2 · answered by time_crawler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm, might I suggest the deer would be in deep poo with no eyes, how would it forage for food and know what to eat?? Plus with no eyes it'll be wanting a hunter to put it out of it's misery and hunters won't want it because it has no eyes so it won't be able to stare evilly at the hunter when hanging on their wall. Also other beasties would bully the deer, poor ickle thing, bullied, potential for poisioning by foreign foods AND no hunter wanting it. In all I think a deer with no eyes would be called suicidal.
2006-09-26 04:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No eye deer
2006-09-25 18:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by dollybird 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've no idea
(no eye deer)
2006-09-25 17:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by thelovethinguk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You. You are a deer with no eyes.
2006-09-25 18:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no eye deer
2006-09-25 17:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by DEBRA D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it an animal deer or an old deer? ohh that's a dear....
no eyes deer.?
2006-09-25 18:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by bummy cheeks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer, of course, is "No eye deer". but you forgot the rest!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no testicles? "No f***'in-eye-deer".
What do you call a deer with no legs, testicles, or eyes? "Still no f***'in eye deer"...
2006-09-25 20:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no eyed deer
2006-09-27 17:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by sam* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no eyed deer....no idea
2006-09-26 10:37:51 · answer #11 · answered by chays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋