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Sum Dum Goy has agreed to advertise for your presidential candidate--but your message must fit on a fortune cookie.

Best answer will be chosen by the community.

2006-09-25 10:31:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

13 answers

Don't quite get the question. My answer to your main question is of course "no."

2006-09-25 10:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I would never be swayed by a fortune cookie. If anything the advocacy of a President on a fortune cookie makes a mockery of the political process. Any President associated with fortune cookie advertising would not benefit from this type of promotion; unless the American people are that trivial minded. Of course, as with the last election, the imbecility of the American people never ceases to astound me.

2006-09-25 10:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 2 1

My fortune cookies often say things like "your spleen will rupture soon" or "You have sinned against God -pluck out your eyes with a wooden spoon" . Needless to say, unless an individual is extremely superstitiuous or guillible, I do not believe anyone should be swayed in their political vote unless of course the message is hand-signed.

2006-09-25 10:43:52 · answer #3 · answered by RHJ Cortez 4 · 1 0

I would never vote for Sum Dum Goy. It just wouldn't be Kosher.

2006-09-25 10:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by notyou311 7 · 1 0

i imagine your meant to open the fortune cookie once your done consisting of your meal to make it a reality it doesnt count number in case you study the message first and or the cookie what concerns is that you devour your meal first and that you've faith ..

2016-11-23 21:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO! and its high time those type of cookie's get good like fresh bake oatmeal/raisin fortune cookie's etc.

2006-09-25 10:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by bulabate 5 · 0 0

message------ vote your conscience
no it would not because some little china man sits in a little room
all day writing them for a few cents an hour.

2006-09-25 10:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by bernice l 4 · 0 0

um no my vote would not be changed by a little piece of paper i got in a random cookie i choose at some chinese resturaunt

2006-09-25 10:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

haha THIS IS FUNNY hey will you choose my answer for best, i could get a keychain from yahoo answers... all u have to do is get 3 best answers votes and youll get a keychain, a sticker or a background, i really want the keychain cause i love this site!

2006-09-25 10:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by theskyisthelimit02 3 · 3 1

It depends on whether or not the cookie is stale or not. Stale cookie = no vote....

2006-09-25 10:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by Onthelookout 1 · 1 2

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