if I pin a whole deck of cards to my bike tires and pedal around FAST, will I get revenge on neighbor?...more?

Question

who revs his motorcycle and zooms off?? Maybe I should ring my lil bell too?

Answer 1

Tie a rusty chain to his back fender...attach the other end to a strong pole.

When he gets done revving and zooms off, the bike will stop at the end of the chain's length but he will continue flying through the air.

THEN ride past him on your decked out bicycle and ring your bell.

Answer 2

You could, but it's just extra work. Everyone knows that bikers are rebels, but if you want the ultimate revenge, compete in the Tour de France. Those bikers are the ultimate rebels.

Whenever I tell ladies that I bike, they always comment on what a rebel I must be. It must be my brightly colored biking jersey and those stretchy shorts.

Answer 3

You know what you should do? Screw the little bell and get two air horns and pimp out your bike so it actually can rev up. That'll get your neighbors and everyone else mad.

Answer 4

I think you should get an alarm, a siren, an oil slick and maybe some flashing lights (Your bike may become extremely heavy, though.)

Answer 5

UUUUUHHHHHHH-HUUUHHH!!!


Sounds like fun, but try 2, 3, or even 4 decks of cards, and a tuba-bell.

That'd be funnier, louder, and more tricked out.

Answer 6

if the cards belong to the neighbor, yes.

Answer 7

sure, and rig a microphone and giant speakers to the basket and luggage rack...

Answer 8

No you'll probably lose your whole deck.

Answer 9

Yes I think that would do it

Answer 10

cards & bell gogo!