2006-09-25 09:59:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Lol yes one asked us the other day what trees thought about whilst they were just stood there in the field................
2006-09-25 10:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hell, yes! At my last job, a guy I worked with was so dumb I couldn't believe it. He tried to use big words to show how intelligent he was, but he never made any sense. (The best one was when he said "nevelous" instead of "inevitable.") He always had to be talking or amking little farting noises, and he had an opinion on everything, even though he was dumb as ****. He would argue just to argue, and in the course of an argument, he would change his opinion about five times. He bought a house for $25,000 (A dump, basically) and said becuase he put another $5,000 work into it, the house value had doubled. this house sat empty for three years before he bought it. The best was when he told me of his plan to "make a mint." He had an apple tree in his yard and a guy was driving by and asked if he could pick some apples from the tree. So, they guy wound up picking three or four bags worth and drove away happy. That night, my former co-worker was ranting and raving about how he was going to make a mint selling apples from his tree. Another good one was when he bought a new computer this past spring, he bought a printer/scanner/photocopier to go along with it. HE told me he was going to make a killing "photocopying things for people" out of his house. Oh, yeah, and every second word out of his mouth was ****, so you get the idea. So, yeah, I know what your'e saying. Man, am I ever glad I quit my job there last week.
2006-09-25 17:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You think that's bad. My mum has real problems with the TV remote.
She can understand where the on button is on the remote control, but she can't find the off button.
It took her ages to realise you didn't get a TV picture on a microwave.
Probably the best one is after the tsunami in Thailand, she thought a shop selling ties had been destroyed. When I told her that show was called tie rack she said no its not, that's a country next to tie ran!!!
2006-09-25 17:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes! The other day someone at work showed us a bank he has made. It was in the form of an outhouse and it consisted of dropping a quarter in the slot. Inside is a moustrap that sets off when the quarter hits it and the bank's outside wooden pieces fall off. We were all laughing when he showed it to us and my coworker asked him how does the mouse get inside? The look on his face was hilarious.
2006-09-25 17:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had a workmate who thought the 2 world wars we had were just made up! So they could make films about them.Try work that out.!!
2006-09-25 17:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was texting my mate for a while and i always put a kiss at the end, she came over one day and asked how i was doing it because she didnt have a button for kisses, xxx. When steve irwin got killed by a stingray she thought it was a type of bee. and my other friend thought that test tube babies were grown in a test tube for the whole nine months and couldnt understand how they would fit into it.
2006-09-25 17:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes - me! Last week I asked a colleague what the difference is between a mountain and a volcano! I couldn't believe what I was hearing as the words left my mouth. Oh - I am a teacher btw!!!
2006-09-25 17:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by RichardLeB 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes- I worked in a bookstore and once a colleague asked me who wrote the Beatrix Potter Books. She also asked me where she could find the copies of "Lionel Richie's Wardrobe". After some deliberation, I found her our stock of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
2006-09-25 18:18:00 · answer #8 · answered by wakeupblondie 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lets face it some people are quite daft like my mate he thought that the sun was the size of the moon.
LOL
2006-09-25 17:06:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
had a work mate who we used to send to the local garage for . a bucket of compressed air . and bless him he always went also sent him to fill up my zippy lighter with petrol and the service attendant just laughed at him and he apologised for not getting it done for me .
feel bad 6 years on for picking on him in that way its not nice to laugh at others for being challenged by education , height etc .
but was funny back then ..
2006-09-25 17:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by j.j. 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's almost sweet, made me smile awwwwww, well you know we don't all have the same talents & it's much better like that: it means someone else can teach you stuff you didn't even suspect.
2006-09-25 17:03:22 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Lasha♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋