Funny signs , my favourite is "BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS" in a store in London. Any better ones?

Answer 1

On the A128, Brentwood Turnoff sign reads "Secret Nuclear Bunker"

For more daftness from around the world check out this site (above one is on there too #99)

Answer 2

Here's a few for you, Adorable one,

The marquee at a gas station showing the price of gas:
An Arm and A Leg

A Road/Traffic sign:
Caution Water on Road during Rain

Another Road sign:
Soft Shoulder, Blind Curves, Steep Grade, Big Trucks, Good Luck!

Answer 3

hahaha nice here's a joke for you On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his rear adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your willy is under your pillow."

Answer 4

I drive to work passing a craft store which displays outside handmade signs for sale 'It's a boy or It's a girl' right under the store's marquee The Busy Beaver. I have seen some breakfast restaurants display on the door "Blind menus available'. How does the blind find this out??

Answer 5

One of the best ones I have seen was a on a toilet near Portobello Road. It said THE ATTENDANT AT THESE TOILETS MAY BE OF EITHER SEX. I said to my wife that sign is not quite right but when we went past again the attendant was outside the toilets and you know the sign was quite correct
And on a set of factory gates in our town THESE GATES MUST BE KEPT LOCKED 24 HOURS Why not just have a brick wall
In Tescos THESE DOORS ARE ALARMED. I dont blame them I was feeling quite nervous myself

Answer 6

I like the sign stuck on the outside of a portaloo cabin in Switzerland: 'Je suis à louer.' Seems a bit obvious to me.

Answer 7

In my local branch of Woolworths there was a piece of paper crudely sellotaped to a door declaring it was for "Work Colleagues Only".
A word like "Staff" is too simple these days, obviously.

Answer 8

The funniest I have seen is in America it said "Secret research facilty 200 yards left, do not enter Goverment property"...I am not kidding either.

When I was in Nigeria there was a portaloo company who's sign said "S.h.i.t business is our business"

Answer 9

Here's one. A no smoking symbol on an ashtray. There really is one outside our K-mart.♥ I always knew I like Walmart better♥

Answer 10

On a wall was sprayed FREE JAMES BROWN!
Underneath was added 'with every purchase over $10'