Whats your funniest joke?

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Whats your funniest joke?

2006-09-25 09:47:14 · 3 answers · asked by ATM 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

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Who said I have any funny jokes to begin with?

2006-09-25 09:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by I am NOT George Bush 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋

Teacher to a student: What are people of turkey called?
Student: mmmm i dont know!
Teacher: fool! they are called turks!, now tell me what are the people of germany called?
Student: Germs!

2006-09-25 23:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ayaz Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

A drunk walks up to a cop, says" hey officer, they stole my car!"

cop says "well, where was it ?'

drunk says " Right on the end of this key"

Cop " Go down town and fill out the forms, but please zip up your fly first"

guy looks down and says " Oh Officer, they kidanpped my girl too"

2006-09-25 09:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by alanc_59 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋