It may be that his abject failure across the board on everything has finally registered with him.
One rumor has it that a Dole Plantations truck LOADED with hundreds of fresh bananas pulled up to the White House loading dock three days ago and the Secret Service had to wrestle Bush to the ground to keep him from climbing over the tailgate and just rooting into the pile right in front of tourists.
Could he be mainlining bananas these days ?????????
WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD, HUH ????????????
2006-09-25 06:55:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Hey--Sarge !! Read my ID and ask yourself if a guy would adopt that if he was a liberal.
I VOTED FOR BUSH TWICE (as the lesser of two evils) so I HAVE A RIGHT to slam-dunk the turkey.
AND AM EXERCISING THAT RIGHT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY !!
As long as the right continues to exist. (Google "North American Union" for the background to that statement, OK?)
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2006-09-25 07:16:07 · update #1
I must say I take serious umbrage at your apparent likening of the President to monkeys; after all, what have our tree-dwelling distant relatives ever done to YOU to allow you by implication to equate them to that retro semi-humanoid occupant of the restraining facility commonly known as the White House (and by extension his partner-in-[insane]-crime, the cellar-dwelling Dick "I've Got A Shotgun And I'm Going To Let You Have It In THe Face" Cheney)? Enough with the bananas...have some respect for our peaceful long-armed friends in the Rain Forest!
2006-09-25 07:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You Bush bashers peel away at your onion heads everytime you try to say something relevant. Stay out of the sun and keep drinking water instead of kool-aid.
2006-09-25 14:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I heard that he's been doing back flips down the street in bunny slippers and a thong.
2006-09-25 13:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by wrtrchk 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe he's scared of Clinton sticking a cigar in his cooch, as others who worked in the white house have had happen.
2006-09-25 14:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
How childish. I may not like the guy, but this is ridiculous and says more about you people than Bush.
2006-09-25 14:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by The Gadfly 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes and he's probably checked in secretly at the Mayo Clinic for alchohol abuse.
2006-09-25 13:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think he climbed a tree and can't get down.
2006-09-25 14:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
actually he was in Ireland at the Ryder Cup
2006-09-25 14:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Cheryl S 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, W is not mainlining bananas, but you have obviously been smoking banana peels...GET A LIFE, LIBERAL TROLL!!!
2006-09-25 14:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by sarge927 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i heard someone made a slightly bigger pretzel and he's in hospital having it removed
2006-09-25 13:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by Boring 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋