Soon I will own larylz....he will be your maid and housekeeper....
I will be ruler of the World!!!!
2006-09-25 14:08:53
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answer #1
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answered by itty 7
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a copy of these rules I blantently stole from someone else:)
1. Your world is getting bigger today, not smaller! More history, more friends, more possibilities. Marriage is not the end of the search, it's the beginning of all the searches that are more fun to do together.
2. Be the guardians of each other's solitudes. Not only do you need to give each other space, you need to make each other space.
3. No difficult conversations after 10pm. Not only is it harder to solve problems when you're tired, but at least half the time being tired is the problem.
4. The Dutch principle of Total Soccer means that any player can attack when there is an opportunity, and any player can defend when there is a need. In Total Marriage you only have two players, so this is even more important. Both of you should be able to do everything your team needs. You'll have your preferences and strengths and habits, but if one of you goes down, the other one has to be able to cover.
5. Wedding rings don't really come with magic powers. You will learn how to take care of each other one insight at a time. And even when you're not sure how, show up and you'll think of something.
6. Headphones; separate closets.
7. If you aren't already the world's leading experts on each other, you will be soon. It is thus your responsibility to be not only the world's biggest fans of each other's best qualities, but also the world's staunchest fans of each other's weaknesses and flaws.
8. Get pets. By far the easiest way to remember that you have to feed your shared life together is if part of it comes and stomps on you every morning.
9. No ultimatums. Ever.
10. Travel. Surprise and challenge yourselves. It's easier to have a world together if you have a world to compare it to, and part of the fun of getting to know each other is putting yourselves, together, in positions where neither of you know what you're going to do yourself.
11. Committing yourselves to one another is one of the most mature, responsible, focused decisions you can make. Balance it out by being immature, irresponsible and playful together as often as possible.
12. When people, especially your relatives, offer you long lists of marriage advice, just smile politely and nod until they finally shut up.
2006-09-26 13:13:47
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answered by Tom H 6
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What's the difference between a maid and a house keeper; and why did he get you both?
2006-09-25 06:52:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Go buy a little french maid out fit and meet him in the bed room. Tell him you were thinking of a thank you gift. NOW if you just sit here ill think of something. lol that should work.
2006-09-25 06:53:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Well if he likes sex, set up a nice at home dinner with candles and wear lingerie to it and let the evening go from there. When he ask what its all for, just tell him for being the best ever.
That will get him more than any gift would.
2006-09-25 06:51:59
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answered by Anonymous
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yes! a years supply of beer? Stock in a beer company? All of these sound wonderful, and I'm sure he'd love em
2006-09-25 09:13:58
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answered by sexychik1977 6
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All men are different. I myself am a computer nerd and my wife buys me games and programs when she wants to do something special. Also, if you're smoking hot, like my wife, you could buy a very sexy outfit like a teddy or something of the likes and give him a "perfect" night. I know this is my favorite present to get. if you're already doing that often for no reason...call me ;)
2006-09-25 06:52:39
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answered by Huge. 1
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BIll a beer truck and you to be my second in charge for world domination
2006-09-26 08:42:32
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answered by Anonymous
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A nice watch
2006-09-25 06:51:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I think it would be appropriate to let him get you something nicer as a reward for the nice thing he just got for you.
2006-09-25 06:54:51
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answered by Anonymous
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