You are in heaven when the French are the chefs, when the British are the police, when the Germans build the cars, when the Italians are the lovers.
You are in hell when the French build the cars, when the British are the the chefs, when the Germans are the lovers and when the Italians are the police. Doesn't this sound true?
2006-09-25 06:46:39 · 13 answers · asked by At Last WC2010 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Congratulations to the real Europeans who truly have enjoyed this joke. A French compatriot told me this joke some time ago and to me it remains a classic and is not a opinion. Sorry for Americans and Canadians who couldn't relate to it. Forcement, c'est la vie.
2006-09-25 10:19:00 · update #1
LOL that one killed me.....oh oh and add : Your in heaven when Moldova doesnt exist,and ur in hell when it is............a real country?LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2006-09-25 07:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by #~*Deamon_chick*~Bee :D~# 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Actually the one I already knew is just little different (need to add the Swiss):
You are in heaven when the French are the chefs, the British are the police, the Germans build the cars, the Italians are the lovers and everything is organized by the Swiss.
You are in hell when the Swiss build the cars, the British are the the chefs, the Germans are the lovers, the French are the police and everything is organized by the Italians
2006-09-25 17:17:11 · answer #2 · answered by soccer_mind 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Certainly.
2006-09-25 13:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are in heaven when the French are chefs...
Try you are in heaven when the Italians are chefs..
we cook and have way better food then French!
if you dont believe me come to my nonna's for dinner unless your French you are not aloud
I never seen or heard of a french restaurant!
2006-09-25 16:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by мяs. мαтεяαzzι 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
lol yeah
Do u have a joke only about the italians? (i would love 2 hear it)
lol
2006-09-25 14:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are in hell when your being burned to a crisp.
But those stereotypes are apt. What are the Greeks in hell? Artisans?
2006-09-25 14:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
stupid european jokes. i vote for complete american takeover of this site. HOO RA!
2006-09-25 18:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yeah nice joke
yeah it does
2006-09-25 14:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
haha...c'est drole
2006-09-25 15:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes!
2006-09-25 13:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by life_unreal125 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋