2006-09-25 04:33:00 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Because they're like nuclear bombs.
Everybody has got them. Nobody wants to use them. And if they ARE used they just F*ck everything up.
2006-09-25 04:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we all have the answer to this one. I use to work for a huge law firm and to be quite honest, all attorneys are not the scum bags that people think they are. They go into work every morning just like people from other professions and do their jobs. If the opposing side loses the case, then all of a sudden everyone hates lawyers. In my opinion, there is another profession that running neck and neck with lawyers as far as being despised and that's the insurance companies! Now I hate them worse then lawyers because those ba*tards would fight tooth and nail before they would pass out a dime to you. They will have all kinds of investigators with microscopes up your a*s! So place the insurance company as*ses up to the top of the list also. Because they would squeeze Lincoln off of a penny!
2006-09-25 05:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prosecutors aren't. Defense lawyers are. They spend their lives helping to free people they know are guilty in order to line their own pockets at the risk of future victims.
Not exactly a noble profession now is it?
2006-09-25 04:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Avid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawyers can go to any extent to ensure they win cases.
I don't know how many pple are in love with open lies and deception.
Don't get me wrong, its a profession i admire so much.
2006-09-25 04:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Max 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were on the "great" list. Are you a lawyer?
2006-09-25 04:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by craftykid22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are professional thieves. They make huge profits as compared to other respected professions.
2006-09-25 04:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they're overcharging self obsessed consider themselves better than everyone on the planet idjits!!
2006-09-25 04:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they get rich riding on the backs of everyone's problems and misfortunes.
2006-09-25 04:37:57 · answer #8 · answered by jvano35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they get paid to screw people without even giving them a kiss to go with it.
2006-09-25 04:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by sasha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They profit off of someone else's miseries.
2006-09-25 04:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by neutral 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋