What is the best way to deal with this situation?
2006-09-25 04:27:38 · 18 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Nothng to worry about.
The best solution is to call in a specialist exorminator (a cross between an exorcist and an exterminator.)
They are not listed in the Yellow Pages, but the combination of blue overalls and white dog collar makes them hard to miss on the street.
The exorminator will first check the house for signs of hamster spirit presence, such as bicycle wheels turning by themselves (now that its ex-cage has been jumble-saled off.)
If detected, the only permanent removal method, I'm afraid, is for someone to 'take on' the spirit and contain it within his or her own body forever.
The exorminator will read from the Hamster Bible (like a normal Bible, but with chewed edges) until the transfer is complete.
The initial 15 minutes of this possession are quite terrifying to watch, as the human host reduces all upholstered furniture and newspapers to shreds with its teeth, while its head slowly turns through 360 degrees and its swears like a sailor.
Eventually the 'hamstuman' calms down, leaves the house, and runs for Downing Street.
(Check Tony Blair's ears - dead giveaway. See what I mean?)
2006-09-25 12:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends pet hamster died and the same morning my friend went to have a scan as she was about 12 weeks pregnant and there quite clearly on the scan picture was a hamster, it was quite freaky really cause she didn`t even have to point it out to people it was that clear to see. anyway i should think a hamsters spirit would be happy and would only return to her house if it had enjoyed living there.
2006-09-25 04:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some lettuce under the ace of spades,then recite the first three verses of the Kama Sutra while turning clockwise at the full of the first full moon of the winter solstice. Put the ace in a perfect apple and roast in the oven at 375 until soft. The spirits will think they are in danger of losing their minds as you already have and leave.
2006-09-25 04:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by justa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aquatic frogs are sturdy. they are small and lovable and they stay contained in the water so that you do not choose land for them. you could take them out of the fishbowl yet do not cope with them plenty and dont have them out for a lengthy time period. they are not too quick yet they'd attempt to hop away once you've them out. i found that they have got a tendency to stay longer than maximum puppy fish. when I had aquatic frogs that they had stay about a three hundred and sixty 5 days or longer. they are inexpensive to purchase. they received't attempt to get out of their fishbowl reason they prefer it in there so that you do not favor to cover the best.
2016-11-23 20:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no such things as spirit. After the hamster die, it is dead. That hamster no longer ceased to exist.
2006-09-25 09:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by Symbolic User 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After my dog Erma Dee died I kept hearing her for awhile-it can get on your nerves sometimes-just try to let go and tell the pet it is o.k. to move on!!
2006-09-25 04:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hamsters are notorious spirit leavers...
2006-09-25 04:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by deakjone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a very old cat that is about to croak it.
When it dies it will chase the hampster away.
2006-09-25 04:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by Todd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink the spirits
2006-09-25 04:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take round some ice and mixers, then have a good time.
2006-09-25 04:32:45 · answer #10 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋