I'm going to a bachelor party this wknd. how do I remove my wedding ring? It won't come off.?

Question

We're going to play flag football and I don't want to lose it. I haven't taken it off in 10 years.

Answer 1

Here let me help you...cut your ******* finger off. Mornin.

Answer 2

Give me a break. This has got to be the most ridiculous question I've ever seen. You want to remove your wedding ring, THAT ALREADY WON'T COME OFF, because you're going to play flag football at a bachelor party?

Oh, please. Leave the dang ring so you don't lose it.

If you don't want to wear it because you want to live the Bachelor Party Life this weekend, just say so. If you've had a ring on for ten years, that's not going to be easy to hide-- unless you plan on lying about it ("Yeah, me and my wife just broke up...")

I hope I'm wrong about what this question is really about, but I don't think so. I'd hate to think that a man could be this, um, what's a nice word for "stupid"?

Answer 3

A "bachelor party" isn't a party just for bachelors! You don't actually have to be a bachelor to go to one, isn't that great?! It's a party for the bachelor of honor. So - you don't have to pretend to be worried that a ring which is stuck on your finger might come off while you're playing football, just so we'll tell you how to get it off.

You can go to the bachelor party with your ring on. You'll still get your lapdances and beer and the whole 9 yards. Shoot, you'd probably even be able to get one of the strippers to go to bed with you with your ring on, if that's what you really wanted to do, but your friends might lose respect for you.

Answer 4

Sounds to me like flag football ain't the problem. If it hasn't come off for 10 years and is stuck on your finger like you say, football isn't going to change that. You should also remember, even if you get the ring off, your finger will still have a mark from the ring for days and your football buddies will still know you're married....

Answer 5

First of all, don't even try...it is obvious that you plan to cheat on your wife at this party. Keep the ring on you are married and you obviously need to remember that and the ring should be a good reminder. If you are not going to be faithful, tell your wife ahead of time that you are going to cheat and then leave the ring on, I have found that a ring does not slow down the willing. I have had more women come on to me since I put a ring on my finger that when I did not have one... The difference is, I honor what my ring stands for...

Answer 6

well, if it won't come off when you TRY to remove it from your finger, chances are it isn't coming off in a game of flag foot ball either buddy. With the bachelor party tie in there, something tells me you're trying to remove your ring for more, ah, adulterous purposes.

Answer 7

if it really won't come off, then no need to bother about losing it. You can try putting a lot of soap or baby oil on the finger especially at the knuckles

Answer 8

Your questions are not funny. I usually ignore them but I'm speaking up because they're so continuous and really annoying. You must have the most boring married life if you spend all your time coming up with questions like this. I'm glad I'm not married to you - the poor woman must be absolutely miserable.

Answer 9

Put your hand in cold water this will shrink your fingers down and if it still wont' come off put lotion around the ring and that should do it.

Answer 10

hey do u need to remove your wedding ring? you are not the one having the party. if it hasn't came of yet it probibly will not in a game of touch football, lol. ask your wife and see what she sais.

Answer 11

Tape it.
My husband won't take off his ring, so when he wraps medical tape around the band a couple of times. It keeps it protected and it won't fall off.