This is an ethics poll..?

Question

If you saw me passed out in the street would you buy me a beer?

Answer 1

No, but I might drag your @ss around a building and take advantage of you.

Answer 2

if i saw you passed out in the street, i don't think i would buy you a beer. i'm not sure if it wasn't too beer that made you pass out in the first place!

Answer 3

Honestly if you were passed out in the street I wouldn't think you'd need another beer but if I could get you up sure why not. Just don't puke on my shoes ok......

Answer 4

I'd go buy a beer and some smelling salts. I'd wake you up, wait until you were fully concsious, then drink the beer in front of you to see if you cry.

Answer 5

I think most people in this area would first check your pockets to see if you had enough to buy yourself another beer. If you had more than that they might take the rest to buy themselves beers and mention to you that you were welcome to join them when you got up. That is street friendship around here.

Answer 6

That might be the humane thing to do. The ethical thing to do would be to drag you down the the Salvation Army center, sober you up some, and preach to you for an hour or so one the evils of strong drink.

Answer 7

Ummm......no.
You're passed out; you can't drink if you're passed out. That would be a waste of a beer.

Answer 8

I'd just get you out of the street and call you a cab.

Answer 9

If I recognized you. I know how much you like beer.

Answer 10

why? I would buy myself a beer and toast to your health