Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Peeing in the bath is disgusting.
Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A. Two mothers-in-law.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
I know they're old but what the hell. I'm stuck here working with plenty of time to kill.
Leave a comment or joke of your own if like.
2006-09-25 03:16:19 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hehehehe thanks for my very first laugh of the day.....you know I may need some lyrical help at some point today! I'm trying to rack my brain so the yahoo police won't get after me.....(what can I say I'm a total slacker)
2006-09-25 03:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WIFE: Worries Invited For Ever
2006-09-25 10:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by deepak57 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm stuck doing the same here on this boring Monday morning job. but i like all of these old jokes
2006-09-25 10:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were the corniest jokes I've ever heard. Did you hear this one:
Ya momma so old that she breastfed you with powder milk.
2006-09-25 10:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by ANathaniel18 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some I hadn't heard (and you'll get hosed for number 4)
2006-09-25 10:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite humorous. Thank you. LOL. I suck at telling jokes. You really don't wanna hear any I have.
2006-09-25 10:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*getting hosed for saying #4* Stop posting stuff that is incriminating to ladies.
2006-09-25 10:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by Kristina C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The last one was good.
2006-09-25 10:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked.... Nice chuckle to myself in the offfice...
2006-09-25 10:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by Mindwalker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like them. I actually haven't seen a couple of them before. I have a joke section on my messageboard, gonna post them there. Thanks!
2006-09-25 10:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by jesska_812 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋