What do you think about cats and dogs?

Question

Cats:
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

Dogs:
1. They spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

Conclusion: Dogs are tiny MEN in little fur coats. Cats are tiny WOMEN in little fur coats.

Answer 1

rofl.

That's funny, but I do know some women whom I would classify as dogs. Especially per #9 on the dog list.

I like dogs and cats. But if your dog wants to play when you don't, then that means you should spend more time with them.

Answer 2

I agree with your conclusion.

Answer 3

i hate these creatures most

Answer 4

no time to reaqd