i once travelled back in time and made sweet love to a chicken, i have feathers growing out of my ears and really love corn, what the cluck is going on?
2006-09-25 02:37:15 · 18 answers · asked by heirflick 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Biology
wow, a man with a sense of humour
why dont u chuck that silly time machine, and come to me, I am waiting with my feathers
2006-09-25 05:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by virgodoll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man you shouldn't have done that. Now the temproal police will be after you for alternating the time line. I hope that Marty didn't run over you with the delorean. You are creating a temporal paradox that you will have to repeat and repeat. You better go back in time again and stop your self from doing this or there will be **** to pay
2006-09-25 09:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by memorris900 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you be sure it was your forebearer you 'made love to'? Sometimes eggs get mixed in with a large batch of other eggs. Maybe you're your own great-great grand-uncle or something like that.
You need to be careful how you use that time machine. If I see any duck feathers poking out of anybody, I'm going to pluck them and stuff my pillows, so you also need to be careful who you go around poking.
2006-09-25 09:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Candidus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing it wasn't an ostrich. You'd have 6-foot legs and a 1-foot body with a 5-foot neck. No problem passing kidney stones, however...
2006-09-25 10:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by canadastani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember doing something like that a few years ago in Kentucky. It wasn't really sweet lovin tho, more like hardcore buk buk bucking! ;D
2006-09-25 09:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by bavwill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like your eggs boiled, easy over or just kept warm for a few weeks?
2006-09-25 09:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sangmo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I borrow your time machine? I want to go back in time and stop you from doing that
2006-09-25 09:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do a funky chicken and see a professional person for help!!!!!!!
2006-09-25 09:41:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For you to be your own great great grandfather, you would need to have killed your great great great grandfather. Are you confessing to murder?
2006-09-25 10:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by ScottishWalrus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with your instinct. I'd say it's highly likely.
2006-09-25 09:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by Neb Mab 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋