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Strangely, my brother Nick went through a similar event. He found this girl from Newfoundland and was quite taken with her. They moved in within months of their first date. About a half a year went by when he phoned me and said that he was certain she was trying to poison him. I asked him how he knew and he said in the middle of the night he woke to her hovering over him and asked, "Would you like some ars, Nick?"

2006-09-26 00:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0 1

Relax.

No human being is cruel enough to add something unpleasant to something as inherently unpleasant as meatloaf.

My theory:

It was just the lingering traces of the coin in last year's Christmas pudding, and your wife has used the same serving dish again because everything else was in the dishwasher.

To be on the safe side in the future, the two jars in your kitchen labelled 'tumeric' and 'arsenic' should be kept well apart.

2006-09-25 05:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Arsenic is a popular herb-icide used to brewster up a dish for someone who has been a bit of a pest. I don't want to be a critic or spinster a tale, but this is no black comedy. It may be the final curtain, and you may find yourself being man-handled by a mortimer.
I suggest you put a capra on the meatloaf, grant your wife an extended vacation and board yourself up in an abby to save your sanity. If you hear any talk of the Panama Canal, you're in big trouble!

2006-09-25 05:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0 1

Arsenic is a chemical element, not a spice. This is a notoriously poisonous metalloid that has many allotropic forms; yellow, black and gray are a few that are regularly seen. Arsenic and its compounds are used as pesticides, herbicides, insecticides and various alloys.


When heated rapidly it oxidizes to arsenic trioxide; the fumes from this reaction have an odor resembling GARLIC. Arsenic and some arsenic compounds can also sublimate upon heating, converting directly to a gaseous form. Elemental arsenic is found in two solid forms: yellow and gray/metallic.

2006-09-25 02:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by Katyana 4 · 1 1

relax. No guy or woman is merciless sufficient to function some element unsightly to a pair element as inherently unsightly as meatloaf. My theory: It became in easy terms the lingering lines of the coin in very final 12 months's Christmas pudding, and your better half has used the comparable serving dish decrease back with the aid of actuality each element else became indoors the dishwasher. To be on the take care of element indoors the destiny, the two jars on your kitchen labelled 'tumeric' and 'arsenic' could prefer to be saved properly aside.

2016-10-17 22:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by montesi 4 · 0 0

I smelled the meat. It smelled of spice. An unkindly smell,it wasn't so nice. I asked myself,what could this be? Is it possible the wife is mad at me? Is it possible in anger,she whipped up this brew? Is she calling it quits? How I wish that I knew. I told her my hunger had just disappeared. Did I detect a look? Was her smile a bit weird? I took some for my boss to eat. Next thing I knew...he couldn't speak. Oh,dear,my God, he dropped down dead. I heard his last words,this is what he said: "She was a day tripper, a one way ticket yea. It took me so long to find out, and I found out."
(My boss knew all the lyrics to every Beatls song!)

2006-09-26 07:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0 0

Well, heres a link I found. Are you getting sick? I'd hide a little slice of her meatloaf and have it tested. And, if things are that bad that you think she's trying to kill you, then you better get out of there now! Read down pretty far it talks about a metallic taste and a garlicky odor on the breath.

2006-09-25 02:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by Needstoknow 2 · 2 1

Sounds suspiciously like an overdose of tarragon to me.
That's just a herb and will have helped your digestive juices going.

2006-09-25 02:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Better change your life insurance and take her out of the will! You don't want the murderous biatch to kill you AND get all your fortune to boot. This way, you can laugh from the grave! Ahahahahaha!

2006-09-25 04:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by NA 6 · 0 1

Ha ha u fool you will never know. Get out while u can. Run man run...

2006-09-25 02:12:00 · answer #10 · answered by prizelady88 4 · 0 0

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