Whats the stupidest and funniest thing you have ever done?

Question

I once managed to forget a suitcase when going on holiday and when I cooked my first roast meal I put the chicken in upside down.

Answer 1

I was working at a bookstore. Now, I am a highly unobservant person and did not realize that there was a six foot tall rolling metal bookshelf directly behind me. I turned with great gusto and hit the bookshelf squarely with my forehead. I hit it with such gusto that the entire shelf tipped over and then I lost my balance and felt headlong on top of it, in front of the entire store! Just to make it worse the books that were on the bookshelf were all Complete Idiots Guide books. I had a bruise on the center of my forhead for a week.

Answer 2

At the end of my first day as a assistant I had to help with the after school club. At first it was a little scary children of all ages playing boisterously in a small room, things flying threw the air, chaos and noise dominating all. One child, a boy of 3 was standing alone, tears streaming down his reddened face and physically shaking. Arrrrrr, poor little thing is as scared as I am, I thought. The other childcarer had left the room, so I picked up the crying child to comfort him. I rubbed his back and spoke soothing words to him. He calmed a bit and soon his crying had turned to a quiet whimper. There was a strange smell, not too bad just strange. Yeah yeah I know, but I didn’t then.


Whilst waiting more than patiently for my colleague to return, the smell turned into a stink and grew steadily more unbearable, I continued rubbing his back and talking to him, the calmer he became the less red his face became whilst my own progressed slowly threw the colour spectrum from yellow threw green then onto blue.

At last when my colleague returned I instantly passed over the now calm child. “I think he’s had an accident.” I said. And I was right, upon my sleeveless arm was a smear, I almost threw up, the stink was overpowering. I wanted to wash it off as soon as possible. Instead I had to wait a further 15 minutes for the child to be cleaned, changed and returned. I stood well away from the rest of the children holding my arm as far away from my nose as possible, wanting only a long blade to sever my infected limb.

Answer 3

Yeah I usually try to heat things up in the fridge instead of the microwave accidentally opening the wrong doors because they sit next to each other. The stupidest and funniest thing I've ever done is moon the school bus, got suspended for three days, shouldn't have though because I wasn't on school property. It's a good memory now. Good times.

Answer 4

Well..putting the chicken in upside down is okay.. as it can keep the breast meat more moist. I cooked my first Thanksgiving dinner and left the package of giblets in the turkey...didn't know they were there. Oh there are so many..The first time I snow skied..I went with a guy that was an expert. I told him I could ski...he took me up on a chair lift (1st mistake as I am afraid of heights) and when he told me to slip off at the top of the hill. I fell flat on my face. I was scared to death when I looked down the hill and saw all the mogals. He said"come on you can do it!" I took off my skis and walked down the hill..the entire time the guy making snow was yelling at me to get off the hill because I was making foot prints in it. I was so embarrassed.He never asked me out again. From then I was totally honest about my lack of ability with anyone I was with.

Answer 5

when i started driving, step dad gave me his car, checked oil, water, etc, and told me I needed to get some oil from the garage for the engine. Saw him take the dip stick out, and where it came from, proceeded to head off to the garage, bought oil, poured into hole and went into house and told him i had finished and could I take the car for a drive now. He asked me what I was doing with 3-1 oil in my hand, I told him it was the only oil I could find with a pointy bit on the end to put down the dipstick hole..........(was not very impressed when he had to drain the engine)...hey hoe. Who says blondes dont have fun......

Answer 6

in some photo gallery I once found a picture of some chunky guy, sitting in his room on the chair without a shirt. It was evident he was married and had kids too, judging by the pictures.
I wrote him such a comment: "wow i found you at last, cheater! what are you doing in this house and without a shirt?? Come back home at once! Our kids need father" He wrote me back, he was so astonished. I had so much fun, but it was silly.

Answer 7

I was going to meet my friends in town for lunch, wasn't looking were I was going, went smack bang into a lamppost and apologised to it saying I was sorry, what a plonker I felt especially as everyone at the bus stop found it very amusing.

Answer 8

the funniest thing that i have ever done is....I was sitting on the benches at school and my friend called me over to her soooo i though i would jump over some people to get to her and i did not realize that my backpack was wrapped around my foot so i jumped and landed head first on the floor in front of my whole school i got up and threw up my arms sayin im ok!

Answer 9

stupidest thing cutting into a cooked chicken only to discover i had left the bag of giblets in.
funniest thing walked into a patio door and banged my head i thought was open!!

Answer 10

I was at a camp, and there was a whole bowl of schnitzels left. They wouldnt give it to anyone since it would be unfair on everyone else who didnt get. Instead, they made a dare, anyone whos willing and skulls 1L of Ketchup/Tomato Sauce gets the bowl... of course i did it :P