i would slap him out of principal and set fire to his hair.
2006-09-25 01:46:51 · 12 answers · asked by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Dancing
You know that movie, "Saw" right? Why not do all the things that happen to everyone in that movie. Twice.
Then do the stuff that happens in "Saw 2" even though I haven't seen it. Then all the stuff in "Saw 3" even though it isn't out yet.
Or: you could follow him around for the rest of his life and add "The one and only" any time he introduces himself to people.
Bank Manager: Hello sir, how can I help you?
Chesney: Oh, hello. My name's Chesney Hawkes.
You: The one and only.
Bank Manager: And how can I help you, Mr. Hawkes?
You: The one and only.
Chesney: I need to file for bankrupcy because I have AIDS now.
2006-09-25 02:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe being Chesney Hawkes is punishment enough
2006-09-25 01:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since he's the one and only, he'd have to listen to Chesney Hawkes all day.
2006-09-25 01:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by fkvdmark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
easily no longer.........i did not keep in mind that there changed into yet another HM getting into, although Steve unusual's sister has suggested contained in the interior sight paper he's now on standby after he pulled out very last minute to attend a funeral!
2016-11-23 20:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whilst i think your suggestion is admirable perhaps a slightly less violent approach would be to lock him in a darkened room with only himself and his own 'songs' for company until he sees the error of his ways.
2006-09-25 02:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Grizzly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poke him in the eyes with a meat cleaver and feed him to my pet chiuahua speedy
2006-09-25 01:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by shlong360 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut the moles off his face with a blunt penknife...
2006-09-25 01:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would send him to my room for being a bad boy!
no, not a typo
2006-09-25 02:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Change his name to Cheesy.
2006-09-25 01:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Tony h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd cut his mole off his face with a television
2006-09-25 01:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by EZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋