i fully understand it and can spot it all by myself!
2006-09-25 00:49:10 · 26 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Other - Football
curly sue- i understood it before i read that explaination in scarlet mag
2006-09-25 00:58:23 · update #1
Good now learn some bedside rules.
2006-09-25 00:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The girlie answer is:
Imagine you are in a shoe shop. There is a 'one only at this price' fab pair of shoes in the sale.
You are at the till waiting to buy them - but the person in front of you also wants them.
If you can get yer mate to chuck yer purse from out of your handbag over by the seats and you can catch it before nipping in front of her - then you nail the purchase and get new shoes (at a bargain price - GOAL!!)
HOWEVER
If you catch the purse before you nip past her - then you are offside and don't get the shoes.
Better now?
2006-09-25 00:55:58 · answer #2 · answered by curly sue 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That must impress all the lads. But do you know the distinction between players who appear to be offside but inactive as opposed to attackers who are active and definitely offside?
2006-09-25 00:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No so can I, Im the only one out of my friends and im proud of that. Think it has something to do with being the first born, my dad didnt give me a choice really, as far as he was concerned i would like and understand football end of story!!
2006-09-25 00:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by Absie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its gr8 that more girls understand the offside rule, stick it right back at them ****-sure lads who think they are the only ones who understand. Read up on cricket rules and see if they get any of them right, ha not so clever now are they??
2006-09-25 08:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't flatter yourself darling, you're far from being the only girl who undestands the offside rule, or football in general.
2006-09-25 03:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by stangelas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
\...i do understand the offside rule and i can spot it all by myself...i can spot it and my uncle who loves football ..sometimes cannot spot it...and did you travel the world to see if every girl on land understand the offisde rule or not??
2006-09-25 03:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Herbicide 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you are not liable to be. You could probably teach the linesman at yesterdays game at Newcastle a thing or 2 thinking about it.
2006-09-25 05:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by fostermark_2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you have enourmous testosterone levels. A good way to check is if you have excessive hair growth and a pair of balls - not footballs.
2006-09-25 00:51:37 · answer #9 · answered by mick241602 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love Curly Sues answer!!! I'll have to remember that one for our lass!!! Cheers love. xxxx
2006-09-28 21:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by born2survive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋