2006-09-24 23:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by isuru d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-24 23:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me, I will like to know.
By the way tell you some jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-25 07:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
2006-09-25 06:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's quite normal and didn't give her any claws for concern
I'll apologise now for that load of rubbish - sorry
2006-09-25 09:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i reckon she said, Oh i do lke to be beside the seaside, oh i do like to be beside the sea.
2006-09-25 14:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crabs can't talk. They just blow bubbles.
2006-09-25 06:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by letem haveit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know but I can't wait to find out
2006-09-25 07:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get straight to the point!!
2006-09-25 06:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by docecil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"straighten up and fly right"
2006-09-25 06:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing... crabs can't talk!
2006-09-26 15:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋