please finish the sentence
2006-09-24 23:22:21 · 11 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to al p: idiot, I wanted the answers to be funny! What a c u n t
2006-09-24 23:58:27 · update #1
bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, & never, ever forget how to make love to her man
2006-09-24 23:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Womad.
By the way tell you some jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-25 01:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real woman can.... bite off her significant others head (in person) while on the phone with someone else be a complete ANGEL, mind you this is at the same time.
2006-09-24 23:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by april_lujano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real woman or a real man can figure out what section to post this question in. Go to family and relations, this here is for jokes.
2006-09-24 23:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
make you a real man
2006-09-24 23:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by rose apple 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make fool of others
and second still happy with others
2006-09-24 23:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by love me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cannot accept naughty ways because it is her man. she fumes!!!! does not share a man
2006-09-24 23:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by perfect soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love an be loved
2006-09-24 23:27:04 · answer #8 · answered by GOOCH 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
be like me... Truthfull to my lover
2006-09-24 23:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
REALLY MAKE YOU HAPPY!!!
2006-09-24 23:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by sonia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋