I decided it would be a great idea to crap in the pocket of her jacket and zip it up. She didn't find it for 7 hours and by then it was mashed up. She always asked 'do I smell like sh*t?'. I always gave her cute answers and when she finally put it through the wash it went everywhere and she freaked out! I told her I was being spontaneous. Who would expect their bf/gf to crap in their jacket?? Not me that's for sure! She said she meant things like expensive dinners and jewelry. Why does spontaneous have to involve taking a hit to the wallet when a prank like that is free? I think I would remember the time my girl pinched off a loaf in my jacket more than any material gift she ever gave me.
2006-09-24 23:17:47 · 14 answers · asked by darren h 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
HAHAHA that was the funniest sh*t ever! And spontaneous has to involve money because women feel useless without it.
2006-09-24 23:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by SAB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well 2 her it myte mean a hit 2 the wallet buh b-in spontaneous could b lyke... telling her you're gon' go 2 the movies but then take her to a beautiful beach or in the mountains w/ a nice view... i mean that takes gas $ buh... thatz juss sumin u gotta put forth... or even juss show up on her door steps 1 random nyte w/ a dozen roses... or even juss 2 serenade ur love... i mean daymn... takn a shi* in ur gurls jacket.... thatz hella immature n u should save that type of prank 4 the guys...
2006-09-24 23:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by ju5sm3h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... so whats ur point and ur question?
taking a crap in the pocket aint spontaneous.. be more attentive.. try this.. the next time u meet her, just say that she looks great against the sunlight or the moonlight. mention something appreciative of her and pls.. be real and mean it when u do it.
2006-09-24 23:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by JAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW you really took that way out to the left field. WOW if i was her i would take a crap in your pillow case. Did you think about peeing on her too R Kelly? Ur sick.
2006-09-24 23:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She would have meant to just walk up and spontaneously give it to her when she wasn't expecting it. You are a freak and don't deserve a girlfriend.
2006-09-24 23:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats discusting. Your a clever story teller. I think i'd remember that too...but i'd probibly throw up....
2006-09-24 23:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so YOU THINK ITS HER FAULT? think again dude. spontaeous means a lot of things, not just stupid pranks like that
2006-09-24 23:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by nme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm with ya dude, you could'nt ask for more spontanious than that. and she should be even happyer because you suprised her as well. haha you legend
2006-09-24 23:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by up4itxxx69? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, are you a little slow on the uptake?
2006-09-24 23:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by *JC* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she is asking for diamonds, then she love u for money . ditch her
2006-09-24 23:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by broken_heart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋