2006-09-24 22:19:00 · 26 answers · asked by kittypinkchuck 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
not my own story but hilarious, my mate was going out with a girl and he was round her house with her whilst the parents were out, the parents came back during the middle of a nookie session between them so they hurriedly thre on their clothes and went down stairs so he could meet the parents. It all went well they seemed to like him until he got up went to the toilet and they were all glaring at him. where he had got dressed really quickly he forgot he had a condom on and in his relaxed state sitting talking to the parents it had come off when he got up and walked to the toilet it fell out of his truser leg into the middle of the living room floor. on his return he pciked up the offending article and made a sharp exit.
2006-09-24 22:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by crownose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 15 I saved the cost of a barber and had my friend shave my head down to about 1/4 inch.
This left my girlriends family with the lasting impression that I was a no-good thug and probably a criminal, therefore most definitely not suitable for their princess.
They seem to have come around since we've been living together for 8 years and recently got married and are having a baby. She's MY princess now....... muuaahh ha ha ha ha!!!
2006-09-24 22:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive been cheated on in the previous and you in no way ever do forgive them does she want you back considering which you're with somebody else now? or with the aid of fact the different guy wont bypass away his spouse for her? i think of the realtionship could paintings yet you will possibly the two could start up off suitable from the beginning up as acquaintances she is begging identity say ok i forgive you yet we could purely be acquaintances purely now ok and see how we bypass with that she could be suffering horribly
2016-10-17 22:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasnt really when I first me them, but the weekend I first stayed over - been in relationship at the time for about a week - I put some washing on thinking I was being helpful - turned out there was a red sock in there and ended up turning 6 white shirts an offish shade of pink!!!! If looks could kill!!!!
2006-09-24 22:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by schmushe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I met my hubby's family for the first time he wasn't even my boyfriend in fact he wasn't even in the country!! We didn't;t know each other at all.
I was in a beauty contest there were 13 in the final. I really didn't get on with 1 of the girls competing against me! Only natural i suppose!! I won & she was furious with me. We exchanged words at the end of the night. Not good ones either!
A few months later my new boyfriend brought me to meet his family.. You got it the girl that hated me in the contest was his sister!!! God it is such a small world!
Just so you know - I married him & I get on really well with his sister now! - Thank God.........
2006-09-24 22:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At my new girlfriend's house I blocked the toilet when taking a dump and after flushing the second time it spilled all over the floor. My girlfriends father had to clean it all up.
If you're reading this Claire, I'm still sorry for that.
2006-09-24 22:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by lataliano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time my now ex wife came to meet my family she crashed into my Dad's (stationary) car in the driveway.
Beat that for a first impression!
2006-09-24 22:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had been invited to my partners family (very posh)for a meal, they presented a selection of posh cheese's to the table, I tucked into the cheese straight away!! I felt a sharp jab in my ribs!! she whispered, "your eating the cardboard" 111111
2006-09-24 22:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went over to my now ex's house for the first time and his dad was decorating his hallway....his parents were posh and had this very expensive red persian carpet on the stairs hall and landing...i needed the loo so i stepped over some paint and knocked a tin of yellow gloss onto the carpet which was a huge glob...in a panic i got some turps and tried to wipe it away before i got caught, the turps made the paint spread and left a huge circle of yellow paint on the red pesrian carpet...yes you guessed it, i had to pay the cleaning bill...then i was dumped....oh well...accidents happen...more fool them for not covering the carpet before painting...more fool me for being so clumsy....
2006-09-25 00:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answered "Just wait till I'm done" to her 300-pound father who was telling me to leave. Went out the window. Second floor, too. That hurt...
2006-09-25 05:11:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋