just one detail. How many nerve endings do you want in her sex organs?
God asked how many they had given man
the angel answered 100
Give the woman a million God said. When she cums, I want her screaming MY name
2006-09-24 22:01:41 · 11 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious!!
am at office...i just ran to toilet before i burst out laffing lyk mad n they kick me outa office..
lol...am still chukling
the best i heard/read today...n am supozd to be working :)
2006-09-24 22:15:22 · answer #1 · answered by ky11 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Love it!!!!!! Here's one for you...
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa DiAngelo then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that, but you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend, Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
Four months vacation and five good leads!
2006-09-25 05:23:42 · answer #2 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic
2006-09-25 05:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by wsola 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats funny... kinda
2006-09-25 05:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh that's goood......he!he!......now I wanna sex my gurl 'till she cums.......
2006-09-25 06:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by Crappy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gooood one!!!
2006-09-25 06:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats great and true!
2006-09-25 15:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-25 05:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...nice....:)
2006-09-25 05:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by El 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha....ha.....haha.....eh...?
2006-09-25 05:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by SEDATED 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋