2006-09-24 21:27:34 · 36 answers · asked by Labrat 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Please keep it clean! Thanks.
2006-09-24 21:31:23 · update #1
There are 2:
1. The guy came to me and sang a modified song, "you're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful, it's true. i saw your face in a crowded face and i just know what to do, i really wanna be with you!"
2. "hey, call me crazy, but you really look like my future wife!"
They both were quite impressive to me.
2006-09-24 21:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
2006-09-25 21:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by spcanales 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best line is NO LINE. Just walk up and say Hi.
2006-09-28 12:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mia.ScrewNormal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLEAN:
If i could rearrange the alphabet id put 'U' & 'I' Together..
Is it love at first site or should i walk past again
I no you said clean only but this one is funny:
They say you are what you eat and by tomorrow ull be me and ill be you
2006-09-25 19:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too clean but they are the best!
"My, that jacket is awfully becoming on you. But if I was on you, Id be coming too."
"Those pants would look fantastic on my bedroom floor"
"If I was wearing underwear I would SO throw it at you!"
But they only work girl to guys..Sorry!
2006-09-25 16:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by kalikapsychosis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my brother was trying to pick up a lady, he would tell them that he was a dolphin trainer. Just for the record he was a bricky.
2006-09-24 22:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't know if it is the best...but it is the funniest
My friend asked this girl to dance
and she said no
He said No what?
and she said I said no I didn't want to dance
He said you must have miss understood me
I said you Look fat in those pants
We all cracked up laughing. he never missed a beat
2006-09-25 15:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you get a speeding ticket on the way here coz you are FINE! ha ha! I think if a guy used that on me I would give him a go just for being funny :)
2006-09-25 15:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Dasher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) That dress of yours match exactly with my bedroom carpet
2) Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day long
3) Are you from tenessee because your the only ten i see
4) Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
2006-09-26 09:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by Propeller Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy who had been trying too hard for too long to hit on me asked me last weekend "how do you like your eggs"?
My answer: "Unfertilised"
I do laugh at the "Can I have your phone number bc I've lost mine"
2006-09-26 01:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋