It's easier to see why men are happier than women -- at least, from their point of view.
One woman's list:
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
2006-09-24 20:44:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh and they are all true!
2006-09-25 06:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also I don't have to worry about getting my feelings hurt if my buddy forgets the day we met.
I can eat a banana in a hardware store without everyone staring.
No matter what size my penis is, it always satisfies me.
2006-09-24 21:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
: 1 / 4-pounder with cheese. hahahaahahahahahahahahahahah ohhh that very naughty hammy..hahahaha the cats... I agree, under no circumstances understood it my self.. my childrens keep rescuing stray kittens that desire dropper feeds and far of TLC..even if the unfavourable little issues make me sooooooo itchy.. they say that once a cat heads in direction of you for a pat, then lifts its tail, turning round for more beneficial pats, it really is surely making itself the DOMINATE CREATURE. (ie: it expects us to do the equiv. of smelling its butt) in case you continually turn it round to face you, without patting it, you could surely screw up its social infrastructure...(authentic!!) unhappy, eh. imagine a socially disturbed cat, attending counselling instructions on the cat whisperer.. all coz i doesn't scent/ pat it....hahah sorry ... my humour..Its warped/blonde.. pass deal.! luv year jokes......eh deliver me a replica of the deleted a million. It disappeared as I clocked it it..bazaar!
2016-10-16 02:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So why do women always complain of having to put up with men? Shouldn't it be the other way around then?
2006-09-24 20:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by double_nubbins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are sooooooo mundane!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 02:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one LOL
2006-09-25 04:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah yeah yeah, well it made me laugh at least
2006-09-24 22:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep , being male is wonderful
2006-09-24 22:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by I want to delete my answers account 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PS, we never have to fake orgasms.
2006-09-24 22:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn right you are!!!
2006-09-25 00:08:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋