An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president.When he arrived at the airport a host of newsmen and television cameras met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight.
The chief made a series of weird noises.."screech,scratch, honk,buzz whistle..z-z-z-z"..and then added in perfect English,"Yes I had a very nice flight."
Another reporter asked, "Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?"
The chief made the same noises.."screech,scratch,honk,buzz, whistle..z-z-z-z-z...Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building."
"Where did you learn to speak such flawless English?" asked the next reporter. Again came the noises..."screech,scratch,honk,buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-z," and the chief replied, "From the shortwave radio."
2006-09-24 19:41:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hello...YES it is funny....the challenge in telling this inperson is to be able to make the short wave radio noises! OK everybody, lets all practice for a few minutes, and you too can tell a good joke later today and help people to smile. Thanx, and still LOL
2006-09-24 19:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-09-24 19:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by jaded 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good,
were you the one looking for a lawyer joke?
a NY lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell just on the other side of the fence.
as the lawyer climbed over the fence, an old farmer drove up on his tractor and said he was tresspassing.
the lawyer said "i shot this duck and i just need to retrieve it."
the farmer said, "nope, i won't allow you on my property"
lawyer: "i'm a great trial lawyer and if you don't let me get my property i will sue you for all you're worth"
farmer: "you don't know how we do things in texas. we settle small disputes like this with the texas 3 kick rule"
lawyer: "what's that?"
farmer: "1st i kick you 3 times, then you kick me 3 times, etc. back and forth till one of us gives up"
the lawyer thought he can beat the old geezer so he agreed.
the farmer plants a toe of his heavy work boot smack to the lawyers groin, 2nd kick to his head, and 3rd kick to his kidney.
the lawyer managed to get to his feet finally saying, "ok you old coot, now it's my turn"
farmer smiled and said: "naw, i give up, you can have the duck!"
2006-09-24 20:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its cute. maybe if i wasnt so tired i would find it funnier. I posted like 20 funny jokes that i think youll love!
2006-09-24 19:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
screech, scratch, honk...whistle, z-z-z-z-z, VERY FUNNY!!
2006-09-24 21:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore the grouches (they should have a section for them )...i laughed..very good â¥
2006-09-24 19:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe no offense to you because I realize you probably didn't write this joke, but it may actually be the worse joke I ever heard.
2006-09-24 19:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by Spirit-X 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol its very funny
thanks for making my boring day alive
^_^ keep it coming
p.s. don't listen to those who don't like your post
2006-09-24 19:53:28 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's funny!!!
2006-09-24 19:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-24 19:44:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋