2006-09-24 19:37:41 · 5 answers · asked by Toshiba S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What songs are played in an automobile?....cartoons!
2006-09-24 19:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny was at school when the teacher decided that the children should use fascinate in a sentence.
Little Maggie: My mom took me on a fascinating trip this weekend.
Little Julie: Ponies fascinate me.
Then little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher knew there was no way that Johnny could use fascinate in a sentence.
He stood at the front of the class. "My sister has big boobs and when she wears this shirt with twelve buttons, she can only fascinate."
Hehe. I love Little Johnny. Enjoy. Here's the link to Little Johnny Jokes and tons of others.
2006-09-25 02:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by LetosGurl85 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar ---- ouch!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers.
A dirty joke - The white horse fell in the mud.
2006-09-25 02:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 policticians in a room
a 100 people who dont do dick
2006-09-25 02:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by burnedallmybridges 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
little johnny ones...
n yo mama ones...
2006-09-25 03:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋