okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
2006-09-24 18:57:56 · 17 answers · asked by grant212021 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke was worth getting yelled at for waking my boyfriend up with my laughing. Thank you for the laugh!
2006-09-24 19:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
okay that is funny and it sounds like the joke Mcgriff told on BET comicview except the punchline was his grandma sayin why didn't that skeezer wipe her mouth she had mayonaisse on it that sandwick must of been good
2006-09-24 19:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL yeah ive heard this before. Funny joke.
2006-09-24 20:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is totally laugh out loud funny, I can't stop laughing!
2006-09-25 06:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-24 18:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i've heard it before
2006-09-24 19:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeewwwwww nice one
2006-09-24 19:03:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-24 19:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's lol funny!!!
2006-09-24 19:02:56 · answer #9 · answered by Jerrysberries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..oldie but classic
2006-09-24 19:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋