a NY lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell just on the other side of the fence.
as the lawyer climbed over the fence, an old farmer drove up on his tractor and said he was tresspassing. the lawyer said "i shot this duck and i just need to retrieve it."
the farmer said, "nope, i won't allow you on my property"
lawyer: "i'm a great trial lawyer and if you don't let me get my property i will sue you for all you're worth"
farmer: "you don't know how we do things in texas. we settle small disputes like this with the texas 3 kick rule"
lawyer: "what's that?"
farmer: "1st i kick you 3 times, then you kick me 3 times, etc. back and forth till one of us gives up"
the lawyer thought he can beat the old geezer so he agreed.
the farmer plants a toe of his heavy work boot smack to the lawyers groin, 2nd kick to his head, and 3rd kick to his kidney.
the lawyer managed to get to his feet finally saying, "ok you old coot, now it's my turn"
farmer smiled and said: "naw, i give up, you can have the duck!"
2006-09-24 18:34:20 · 10 answers · asked by duhman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha ! Heres one -
A plane of lawyers that crashed down into a field was found the next day by a policeman. He went to the farmer who owned the field. The farmer explained they were all dead so he had buried them. The policeman was surprised all of them were dead. "Well," said the farmer, "some of them said they weren't but you know how lawyers lie!"
2006-09-24 19:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by SASHA123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha the farmer is intelligent
2006-09-24 18:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a Goodie! LOL. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-27 02:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-09-24 20:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!!
I dont care even if its long as long as it still is funny....
2006-09-24 19:14:21 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2006-09-24 18:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny though
2006-09-24 18:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by TANNY P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah we should all use that idea
2006-09-24 19:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
funny!!!!!!!
2006-09-24 18:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-09-24 18:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋