For our country!?

Question

Okay I know its not ha ha funny. kinda lame but I made it up and would like to see what you all think...here goes

They came in twos and threes, dressed up in their battle gear. St. Peter stopped them at the gate and asked them, "Men how did you come here?" Every one of them replied, "I died fighting for my country sir!" St. Peter let them in. Finally, one fellow came wearing a blue surgical smock, gloves, and a mask. St. Peter stopped him too and he said, "Sir, how did you come here?"
The doctor gave a rueful smile and with a shrug, pointed at the new arrivals, "They died for their country."

anyways, i would like to hear some jokes too plz!

Answer 1

I did'nt understand that one.
heres one :
Some Laws.... Newton 4got !

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.



Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.



Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.



Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.



Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.



Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.



Theater Rule: People with the seats at the farthest
from the aisle arrive last.



Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something,
which will last until the coffee is cold

Answer 2

For christ sake SALEM! Put your gloomy question in a different category. I was so happy a couple of minutes ago, just reading jokes but you sure ruined the mood.

Answer 3

good try:)