A motorcycle cop had just pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration please?"
"What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran that stop sign back there."
"Oh come on, pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me."
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
“You've got a lot of time on your hands, pal. What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately."
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down and coming to a complete stop."
2006-09-24 17:56:25 · 11 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The policeman had enough.
"Sir, I can do better than that."
He opened the car door, dragged the rude motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.
“Now sir, would you like for me to come to a complete stop or just slow down?"
2006-09-24 17:57:52 · update #1
That was awesome, Lizzette !! ....great to see you again
2006-09-24 18:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! Be careful what you ask for! LOL. LOL.
Another Good One! Kudos to you!
Thank you for all the laughs.
2006-09-27 02:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is the middle of the night here...how can I sleep if you are going to keep telling all these anecdotes!!!! LOL it hurts!
2006-09-24 19:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by John L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
lol
2006-09-24 18:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-24 22:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one, haha...
2006-09-24 18:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by ilovecopeland 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cooool
2006-09-24 19:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry sweetheart told it
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2006-09-24 18:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!
2006-09-24 18:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's priceless.....
2006-09-24 18:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋