with the car doors locked
2006-09-24 16:31:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go to bed, Pee Wee!..................:)
2006-09-24 16:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How does a blond turn the lights on after sex?
Open the car door
2006-09-24 17:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by glacier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how does a blonde turn on the lights after sex??
opens the car door
2006-09-24 16:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, " I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks."
Then the brunette says, " well I was cleaning my daughters room, and I found a pack of cigarettes. I can't believe my daughter smokes."
Then the blonde says, " I was making my daughters bed, and I found a condom. I can't believe my daughter has a penis.
2006-09-24 16:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes only buy cars with sunroofs?
More foot room.
2006-09-24 16:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes sleep with their fingers inside their pussys?
Cuz they're afraid the scar will close while they're sleeping...
2006-09-24 16:39:32 · answer #6 · answered by hersheyshayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-24 17:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-24 19:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but tats not a joke.
2006-09-24 18:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hiliarious
2006-09-24 22:39:58 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gun by the bed
2006-09-24 16:33:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋