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Who would win in a fight? And No bible quotes please.

2006-09-24 16:09:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Round 1: Merlin whops Jesus with his wand.
Round 2: Jesus preaches to Merlin.
Round 3: Merlin turns Jesus into a rock.

Merlin wins.

2006-09-24 16:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 6 0

Merlin

2006-09-24 23:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by LVieau 6 · 2 0

Merlin was a transitional figure between Druidism and Christianity. The fact is, Jesus DID win. Arthur became a Christian king. Possibly the first one in England.

2006-09-24 23:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Ha! "No bible quotes", that's almost as funny as your question! This will be a conundrum for Christians. How can they support their beliefs without some obscure biblical passage.

"And Jesus said upon his people, I shall put forth a dragon to strike down Merlin, and a world o' hurt shall be inflicted on his skinny ***".
Duncarin 12:22;666

2006-09-24 23:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by Duncarin 5 · 1 2

it depends if Jesus actually wanted to win.. he would probably just turn the other cheek in which case Merlin would win..

2006-09-24 23:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Byakuya 7 · 4 0

"And Jesus said, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth," oh oops, no Bible quotes...oh well, Definitely Jesus, especially since he is not a myth, and merlin is

2006-09-24 23:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Jesus. He has more power than Merlin.

2006-09-24 23:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 4

Jesus. There is no record of Jesus every losing a fair fight.

2006-09-24 23:14:20 · answer #8 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0 3

I dunno. Merlin had training in war and stuff and he was also very smart. Then again, every time Jesus gets hurt he could just heal himself, lol.

2006-09-24 23:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 3 0

Hypothetically, I think they'd end up in a stalemate. And go out for sandwiches afterwards.

2006-09-24 23:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by Steve-O 4 · 5 0

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