We've all faked sick to miss school or work, what are your best or most successful ways to do so?
2006-09-24 15:38:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
1. You were up all night last night vomitting, and hardly got any sleep.
2. Anal Glaucoma - you can' see your *** coming into work today.
3. Pink eye - highly contageous, and no one wants it.
4. Genital warts flaring up again
2006-09-24 15:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by Underwonder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i usually say that i caught a virus from somewhere... that i'm not throwing up yet, but i feel like i might any minute. usually, i try to throw in a line something sounding like "i know we've got some big projects coming up, and i'd hate to risk everyone at school (or work) getting this... i'd rather just stay home today and take it easy, so i can give it 100% tomorrow.. " or "i wouldn't be any good today... but give me a day or so and i should be back to normal.."
i'm pretty good at faking sick, lol. that always works for me!
2006-09-24 15:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by brooke44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was the queen of faking sick back in my school days. The best one I ever did was chew up some saltine crackers and take a sip of milk, then go spit it all into the toilet, loud enough to make sure your mom hears you...lol. Works like a charm.
2006-09-24 16:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stomack ache / complaining of nausia and vomiting and diahrea
it is the signs of mild food poisoning. it could happen to anyone.
2006-09-24 15:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Eva Daniel Rn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't have your spouse call in sick for you--that's a dead give away. ;-)
2006-09-24 15:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋