Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she decided to call a repairman.
He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him:
"I'll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler, Brutus. He won't bother you.
But whatever you do, do NOT talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen.
But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.
But the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling, and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself an longer and yelled:
"Shut up already, stupid bird!"
To which the parrot replied:
"Go get him, Brutus!
2006-09-24 15:37:29 · 15 answers · asked by momoftwo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg that is the funniest flippin joke dude u totally rock u r by far the best i have tears in my eyes im tellin every 1 where to come for jokes dude u r the bomb
2006-09-24 16:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats great, I wasn't expecting it at all! On a scale of 1-10, thats a 12 for sure!
2006-09-24 15:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 22:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by genthner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loves that joke but I make me really hate at parrot.
2006-09-24 15:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by kurakure 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA that's actually on of the funnier jokes that i've read on yahoo answers
2006-09-24 15:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Very original.
2006-09-24 15:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..that parrot was getting bored and needed some action.
i dont blame him lol
2006-09-24 15:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats hilarious and horrible at the same time! i love it!!
2006-09-24 15:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by laurajayne21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-24 15:50:53 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is sooooo funny
2006-09-24 16:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by mjane95 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋