nice t-I-t-s
2006-09-24 13:08:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad. Here is one along the same vein.
A man is jogging on the beach early one morning and hears a woman crying behind the dunes. He heads over and sees a woman with no arms and legs crying.
"Are you alright Miss?"
"Yes, I'm okay." she sobs, " It's just the fact that I've never been kissed by a man."
The guy looks around and sees nobody, so he bends over and gives her a little kiss.
"Oh, Thank You!" she cries, " You've made me so hap...ha..happy SOB!" and she breaks in to fresh weeping.
Confused, the man says, "What ! What is is now."
"Well(sniff), it's just you have been so nice and all, but it just drives home the fact that I've never been screwed by a man either."
"Oh..." he says, and looks around a still sees absolutely no one around. He bends down and scoops her up and runs in to the surf and throws her out into the waves.
"There! You're screwed now!"
2006-09-24 13:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Question to the feminists, how do you expect to win the battle of the sexes when 90% of your team is sleeping with the enemy?
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-09-24 15:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do men exercise on the beach?
They suck in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
2006-09-24 16:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOODNESS, Pundit Bandit you are so stinkin' funny.
2006-09-24 14:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao for the guy above me
2006-09-24 13:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah=brokenteeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-09-24 15:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋