We Christians pray to the true God, the god of the Jews, and Christ was prophised as the Messiah in the Old testament, while Mohammed was not, God doesnt want us prayin to Idol's yet when Muslim pray 5 times a day they must face Mecca , the a temple called the kabba to a stone and I have pics http://www.freewebs.com/king_of_crusade
2006-09-24 12:37:15 · 18 answers · asked by king_of_crusade 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There's exactly as much validity in Islam as there is in Christianity, i.e. none.
2006-09-24 12:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, starting with a mountain, trees and a midgit
All evidence pointing toward evolution was intentionally planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM tests Pastafarians'
faith by making things look older than they really are. "For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an
artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that
this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our
scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons
why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease."
The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses two points. "A) It has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see & B) It has a stripper factory."
"RAmen" is the official conclusion to prayers, certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc., and is a combination of the Semitic term "Amen" and Ramen, a type of noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R"
and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.
According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image
as "thieves and outcasts" is all misinformation spread by Christian theologians of the Middle Ages. In reality,
Pastafarianism says that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who would distribute candy to
children."global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.".
The Gospel:
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which includes the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts",is considered to embody the main beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Captain Mosey and the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he cannot find a Pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain receives some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" by the FSM, the "Commandments" by Mosey, and the "Condiments" by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten tablets, two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining. This event "partly
accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards". The FSM's commandments address the treatment of people of other faiths,
worship of the FSM, sexual conduct, and nutrition.
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
1: I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou *** When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some
People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2: I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
3: I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey - Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
4:I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND
Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go **** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
5: I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastard.
6: I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
Ending Poverty
Curing Diseases
Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.
7: I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
8: I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
2006-09-24 19:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow ur real smart
do Christians not kneel in front of a painting or statue of Jesus? why cant Muslims pray TOWARDS the Khaba?
how about u stop trying to be intelligent please
thanks
2006-09-24 19:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by dreams 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a christian, do you not kneel in front of the cross in your church. Do you not kneel in front of the alter in your church. Do you not wear a crucifix around your neck or some other spiritual symbol. That is no different than Muslims bowing in prayer facing the general direction of their most holy shrine in their religion. Grow up!
2006-09-24 19:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I for one do not look to try to prove if someones religion is real or not. It's all about what you believe that makes you whole. I have yet to see if anyone can prove the Christian God is True. We should respect and learn form each person's religion and beliefs
2006-09-24 19:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Magica! Star 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
do not say that! your statement is based on Christian faith (I am Christian myself)... look... respect the other's religion if you want them to respect yours! what you just said can be considered a blaspheme to Islam, an advice do not talk about religions that differs from yours like that... and well, talkin about facing mecca, some Christians do look at the sky when they pray, lift hands to the sky, right? so? have you seen God in the sky?????
2006-09-24 19:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by Gilno E 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
you christains believe in using a man for your animal sacrifice that you use as a scapegoat to get out of your punishment and you are blood worshiping fools who bow down to a cross, your really a big hypocrite
2006-09-24 19:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by Truthasarous rex 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would wash a week of Mushroom Clouds over the Mibble East.The sand become as that of glass.
2006-09-24 19:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yep! THE GOD--not little moon idol of Tikrit!
2006-09-24 19:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Murdering millions of people in Africa didn't do it for you?
You had to see them praying to a stone?
gasing 400,000 of the kurds didn't make you suspicious?
2006-09-24 19:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋