how does one land a spot in a prison where TV and internet privledges are provided without the threat of rape and assault. I'm thinking of a 23 hour lockdown setting where one can use the internet, read and watch tv all day. Where can I find such a prison and how can i get there and not a "pound-me-in-the-***" penitentiary.
2006-09-24 12:35:56 · 9 answers · asked by kmm4864990 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
*shoud have mentioned: I have never done anything illegal other than speeding. I just think some prisoners have good deals--Free room and board etc. Plus they are allowed tv and reading. I haven't done anything wrong. I was thinking i could cut the tag off of a mattress or something.
2006-09-24 12:55:39 · update #1
I would have to agree with you, FREE ROOM AND BOARD AND YOU CAN'T FORGET FOOD, t.v, schooling,EXT.
But to be truth full with you, You don't want to do something stupid to get yourself into a place like that.
2006-09-24 13:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by loubell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is interesting, and leads me to wonder what have you done, or what are you doing, to make you think you must be in prison.
I don't think there is any prison where there is a guarantee that you are safe from assault. a-s-s- ault, get it?
If you were more honest, and told us what it is you've done, maybe one of us could help you.
Do you think just because you end up in a resort prison that you will be safer, less likely to be molested or raped? The possibilities are interesting. And what makes you think you have a choice in where you go?
2006-09-24 19:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe no prison in the US offers inmates Internet access. If they did - only legal sites and other sanctioned sites would be accessible by inmates. An inmate does not need AIM or e-mail.
As for prisons - they are populated by gang members who spend the day thinking how to kill people inside and outside the prison. In MD, 2 CO's have been killed by inmates and a number of inmates have been killed by each other. I wouldn't worry about your *** being pounded - I'd worry about someone shanking you in the yard.
2006-09-24 19:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean locked down in a foreign nation at a haliburton gov't complex, stuck on site and can't leave during daylight (ramadan)?
or do you mean how unsafe it's become for travel by 'Merikuns outside US and we are now prisoners in our own 'free world'?
I'm sure the repugnicans have their imprisoned congressmen with special privileges doing something like that
that's what Rove would do
good call!
2006-09-24 19:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such place. Every prison has the risk of rape.
2006-09-24 19:41:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am currently servig a long sentence and have been in 35 different prisons, please cut the tag soon their are people in here looking for young stupid children.
2006-09-24 20:42:59 · answer #6 · answered by daydoom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm...wow... Well if you did something so wrong that you have to go to prison...don't you think that you don't deserve to have privileges like that. Honestly......
2006-09-24 19:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you even allowed to choose the prison you go to? i didn't think you could do that.
2006-09-24 19:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by princessnoopy2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure that all prisons are "pound-me-in-the-a$$" prisons .
2006-09-24 19:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by jit bag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋